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Jokes

Here are a few jokes bound to make you students wiggle in their seats. All of these jokes were taken from the Worm World website http://www.nj.com/yucky/worm/. Check out this site for more jokes and information about different types of worms. If you or your students have any jokes, please email them to us.

Why don't earthworms ever get in trouble?
Because they can worm their way out of anything.

Why did the worm cross the road?
Because it was in the chicken's mouth.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts. Worms ate them all.

Why do people like earthworms?
Because they grow on you.

Why did the worm jump out of the plane without a parachute?
It wanted to play squash.

What is an earthworms favourite gum?
Wrigley's.
 
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